McDonald's is my kind of place...

What can I say but: "I'm lovin' it!"

Don't ask me why, but McDonald's is my fav. My balanced diet consists of at least one, and sometimes two, meals from Micky D.'s each an' every day. I generally follow Barry Sears's Zone Diet, although I don't regulate it as much as I might. But I'm fast approaching my target weight and body fat index, so...

Super size this, Morgan Spurlock, you suck-ass mo-fo!!!